thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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It’s my birthday

mazeratiii:

alexsak:

I’m 19 today, but I feel like I just turned 18. I have some great friends. I’m pretty happy today.

Dear alex, happy birthday. You’re everything a human being needs in a friend and you always reassure me that i can be pretty sometimes. have a kickass birthday you cute man you deserve it!!!! 😘 alexsak
It’s my birthday

I’m 19 today, but I feel like I just turned 18. I have some great friends. I’m pretty happy today.

Is that google glasses

Is that google glasses