"As my memory rests, but never forgets what I lost. Wake me up, when September ends."
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
sex so good you gotta stare at the ceiling and think about your day to avoid nutting in 5 minutes
"traffic really sucked today"“I should probly change these light bulbs”
"Did they ever tell us who drank Eve’s apple juice?"
ig filters have this shit looking like a cheap stained glass painting
A group of friends
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